Biden’s War Journal: Presidency, Day 406

President Biden’s real thoughts following his SOTU

Dear Journal,

This job blows.

I’ve spent the better part of the last 35 years hoping to ascend to the most powerful position in this great nation — and the world — and you know what? Total letdown.

I gave my first State of the Union address last night. What a load of malarkey.

My “handlers” told me I needed to “unify” the country, with talk of “shared goals…