Everybody’s chill when you first join the Church of Satan, then the pitchforks come out

We all just want to belong

Doctor Funny April 12-Word Challenge

When I decided to join the Church of Satan, I was obviously making a provocative choice. The whole 666, anarchy, rejection of The One True God thing — it’s a big commitment.

But, as a lapsed Catholic increasingly repulsed by the hypocrisy of the Pope and his Rome-domiciled money laundering front, reeling from two years…