How to stimulate the economy
Buy an old house, and make sure not to do your homework
T = -28.25 years:
Watch 1986 Tom Hanks classic The Money Pit as impressionable child. Vow never to buy a house.
T = 0.0 years:
Think about The Money Pit while closing on vintage condo in six-unit building constructed during the Gilded Age. Fail to execute proper due diligence.
T = 0.5 years:
Repair garage door. Stuff happens. No big deal. $210.
T = 0.75 years:
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