I, the One True God, have forsaken you, and that’s why Duke will win the national championship

The One True God’s ultimate smite

Mar 31, 2022

Insignificant humans! Glorified monkeys! Creatures unequipped to deal with your planet’s — the one so graciously gifted by Me — rapidly deteriorating atmosphere!

Behold! It is I, your One True God. Bask in My glory!

Now ask yourselves: why have I forsaken thee?

Why have I unleashed the plague upon your lands? Why must you cower under the threat of global t…

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