My son and I had the talk -- about gentrification

Talk to your kids about gentrification, before it’s too late.

EXT. PEDESTRIAN SIDEWALK — MORNING

Busy thoroughfare near bustling commercial district in Lincoln Park, Chicago. Windy and overcast with extreme noise pollution, including stop-and-go traffic, vehicle horns blaring, and exasperated housewives loudly complaining into their AirPods about their husbands’ infidelities.

A father — stocky, menacing, brown-skinn…