This is gold. I second Bev’s comment above. But have you ever had a less than stellar cheeseburger at a restaurant? Because back during the Protestant Reformation I hear burgers were never served cold. Because the weren’t served at all.
I thank you Amran for the pain of parenthood that you suffer. It is your pain that makes my occupational livelihood possible as a well compensated child psychiatrist.
back in the day you would have been submerged in a tub of fetid swamp water with boulders over your chest for even possessing "actuarial tables" go figure
Stuff like this is wildly underrated by the general reading public who are, for the most part, stupid.
Better to be a great failure than a bad winner, I (hope to someday) say!
This is gold. I second Bev’s comment above. But have you ever had a less than stellar cheeseburger at a restaurant? Because back during the Protestant Reformation I hear burgers were never served cold. Because the weren’t served at all.
I'd love to see this written from a mother's POV. Though, our historical deaths would have been far less multifarious.
Childbirth. Childbirth. Childbirth. Aaaannd... Childbirth.
I thought I recognized some of Carlin’s fingerprints in this :) Thank you for the great read!
I thank you Amran for the pain of parenthood that you suffer. It is your pain that makes my occupational livelihood possible as a well compensated child psychiatrist.
So you got that going for you. And that’s nice. 😉
back in the day you would have been submerged in a tub of fetid swamp water with boulders over your chest for even possessing "actuarial tables" go figure
In my experience, heads on pikes are highly underrated.