I definitely would have been one of the more annoying people in this story. And for that I'm sorry. I chalk it up to childhood trauma around near drownings and a case of giardia from swimming in a less than pristine body of water.
This was hilarious and deserving of a first place finish. IMO.
I read this while I was supposed to be watching my kids play in the pool. In my defense, they have floaties on.
I definitely would have been one of the more annoying people in this story. And for that I'm sorry. I chalk it up to childhood trauma around near drownings and a case of giardia from swimming in a less than pristine body of water.
This was hilarious and deserving of a first place finish. IMO.
This is great.