A pseudo-legitimate dispatch from the mean streets of Chicago
43
War: more profitable than pestilence
22
How the 1% of the 0.01% get down
22
The master race can spell too
8
Talk to your kids about diminishing returns, before it’s too late.
27
Paid subscriptions are the first stop on my path to global domination
18

December 2022

Unlock your true potential this year
12
The light always beckons
25
An unintended consequence of the Bioshock Bill
15
Who thought it was a good idea to give me a platform?
6

November 2022

Heartfelt thanks to everyone who’s come on this journey with me
38
Look, these were your ideas
12